Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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