Sponge bath it is.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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