Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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