She's JV to your varsity
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
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i just made my gag reflex go away.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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