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You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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