I just cut my nipple shaving
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
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Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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