D3 body, D1 cock
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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