who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
and you fell through a lawn chair
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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