People with herpes should wear stickers.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
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I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
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Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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