he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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