i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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