She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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