Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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