Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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