Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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