HIV tests are more positive than that guy
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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