Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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