party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
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He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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