Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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