But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
that's an acceptable place to lick
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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