She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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