these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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