My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
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My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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