just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
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I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
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