Plan B is the new Plan A
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
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Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
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meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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