yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
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