Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
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I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
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Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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