.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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