do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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