i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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