i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
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She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
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There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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