I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
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