better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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