do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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