Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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