Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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