Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Randomize