she looked like the bat from fern gully.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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