That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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