i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I had to cum in my sink.
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