Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
This baby is an asshole
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Randomize
