After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
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Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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