Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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