I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
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Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
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My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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