Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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