Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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