is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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