You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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