I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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