I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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