I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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