watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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