Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
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My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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