erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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