problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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