he puts the penis in happiness.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He better not be in your backpack
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If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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