she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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